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15 Days for the Young, Rich and Restless Pockets (Merry Christmas-Happy Holidays)




So it’s Christmas time again! That time of the year when all our pockets are young, rich and restless. Yes very annoyingly restless. You know that bad urge to just indulge? The feeling that you just want to pick your neighbors cow by the tail and make it run all the way to the river and back then pay your neighbor a fat cheque for miss handling his cow? Yes! With a big big big fat cheque that you assumedly know they have never touched leave alone owning…That’s the feeling which is very mutual! 

All the same; we all try to be smart during christmas seasons by making a few payments here and there before we go for our holiday. But honestly at times we just have to give up trying. Have you ever done something so stupid that you can’t wait to do it again? Yes me too. That’s what most of us do in December. We forget the landlord and all the bills and decide…. You know what, it just happens once in a year! Now, a person born the other day you should know that December and January has never 'agreed' since the time of our fore fathers. So as stupid as you are acting right now by buying everything on the shelves, enjoy it to the fullest as this will only last for a maximum of 15 days and then reality jets in from abroad come January! Now just before you think I am a professor when it comes to Christmas Management let me say I am not. I am one of the many fellows that know the reality of December and January especially when they follow each-other that badly.  Every single year, I promise myself to be a bit wiser about my restless pocket.. but I have failed many times that I actually had to device my way out.

It’s only a fool that will do the same thing over and over again and still expect the same results. So when it comes to the magical 15 days. I discovered the secret.  The secret is very simple, join the celebrations, travel the miles and have much mad fun.  My friend! not just normal fun… serious fun that you can balance your bank deficit when January knocks. The fun you say all the same it was stupid yet worth it! Now that’s not the main secret, the main secret is to make sure your boss approves this kind of fun too.  Yes! Your boss! Poor you if your boss is the kind that you all want to wet his sit so that when he sits down he says …oops!! Then you all bust laughing upon looking at his behind! Now I am a lucky one! My boss is an angel he has actually approved my madness so he has approved 15 days too. So the secret is ensuring that you are on leave the whole of January with a stocked fridge and less Movement! If you cannot afford this, please review your stupidity when it comes to these 15 days!

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